May of 2010 was a busy month to say the least. Amid the fury of various exercises, security missions, and training ranges was the particularly memorable experience of Lt Navel Lint, who has forever sullied my opinion of Navy 03s. The very next week I was in the NEX when out of the corner of my eye I noticed another Navy Lt sashay up and down the DVD aisle. As he turned my way I feigned interest in some random selection of movies. His pace slowed when he fixed his big doe eyes on me in slack jawed fascination. Clenching my teeth I turned to glare in his direction and render the proper greeting of the day. With an anxious shift of his feet he bolted to through electronics towards women’s lingerie before I could even open my mouth.
Later, I visited some of my Marines selling unit t-shirts and coins in the passageway downstairs. I asked the men how business was going and they told me about another Navy 03 they had just fleeced. Seems he wanted a double XL for a night shirt to sleep in and they convinced him to buy a coin too. Well done lads.
Over a year later and I saw this outrageous article. After being stationed elsewhere, our Naval Officer from the NEX has decided to electronically confront
’s 1stSgt with his grievances/man crush. America
Am I the only one who longs for the good old days when Marines and Sailors simply fought in bars?
Whichever side you favor, check out NavyOne's blog at The Mellow Jihadi.