Sunday, December 23, 2012

Santa is a fat body!

Saw this and had to share. Don't show your face around jarheads unless you meet the standard.

I can imagine how this scenario went:

DI: "Is chow allowed in the sleigh, Santa?"
Santa : "Sir, no, sir!"
DI: "Are you allowed to eat jelly doughnuts, Santa?"
Santa: "Sir, no sir!"
DI: "And why not, Santa?"
Santa: "Sir, because I'm too heavy, sir!"
DI: "Because you are a disgusting fat body, Santa!"

You, of course, may enjoy as many holiday treats as you wish.

Semper Fidelis!
America's SgtMaj


Coffeypot said...

He could have done some push-ups but his arms couldn't reach the floor because if his belly. He could rock head to foot, though.

Robert Fowler said...

Merry Christmas SgtMaj.

Semper Fi

Lin Barker said...

Merry Christmas and may all your rounds go in the 10 ring.

America's SgtMaj. said...

Mele kalikimaka to you all! We're not quite done with the Christmas posts though.

Anonymous said...

Good cartoon; both my son and I enjoyed it.

Paul L. Quandt

Miss Em said...

May you find your boots filled with all kinds of good things.
Oh, i hope those boots are new otherwise those good things may have a strange flavor.

Merry Christmas and Semper Fi